meat hooks

another name for ‘hands’
“keep your grubby meathooks of my cousin earl!”

“you don’t have a cousin earl..”

“and that’s the way -uhuh uhuh- i like it!”

“yes…”
the act of ramming 4 fingers in a girls v-g-n-, and the opposable thumb as far up her -sshole as you can. after this, you squeeze until she can’t stand the pain and kicks you in the nuts.
man, i gave that sl-t the meathook. she kicked me in the jimmy, but i think deep down, she liked it.
the act of inserting your thumb into a female’s -n-s and a finger into their v-g-n-, or vice versa, and pinching the skin between them internally, untill they can bear it no more and scream.
dude, i heard that matt totally meathooked his girlfriend last night!!
a meat head that has a very large chin, so that you could hang a coat on for example
yiam has such a meat hook, he always h-ts people with his chin when he walks past
this is what a u.s. marine calls his hand, also known as a d-ck skinner or crum sn-tcher.
get your nasty little meat hook off that pie, you fat tub of lard!
the art of stuffin the m-ff…. you position your figers, with your pinky and thumb stickin out and your other 3 fingers folded {like the hang ten hand gesture}str8 forward… it is the new shocker!!!!
she was so into it i just had to give her tha meat hook…. wow she loved it!!!
implement at the end of a female’s arm used to snare men.
jesus, i can’t believe she’s had her meat hooks into every ginger man in the company!

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