meat maggot
on rare occ-ssions, a peculiar thing happens where after leaving a mcdonald’s sandwich in your car for an extended period of time, the meat turns into maggots.
although most would have you believe that maggots hatch from eggs laid by flies, this is false.
recent studies by wades have proven that maggots are a product of spontaneous generation and in fact form themselves from organic matter; in this case, meat.
there are many types of organic material that maggots are created from, however, those which form in meat, are the most frequently sighted, and it is common knowledge that they with out a doubt, do exist.
connor: ..when he went back to the car, the meat had turned into maggots!!!
smart people: no…connor, that doesn’t make sense.
connor: shut your mouth! i’m asking my dad!
dad: connor, i’m on your side, 100% because you’re always right. a meat maggot…makes sense to me, because i’m a wade.
nathan’s smart mom: the flies lay their eggs in the meat.
connor: -speechless-
something that exists only in the mind of wades.
connor: when he went back to the car, the meat had turned into maggots!!!
smart people: no…connor, that doesn’t make sense.
connor: shut your mouth! i’m asking my dad!
dad: connor, i’m on your side, 100% because you’re always right. meat maggots…makes sense to me, because i’m a wade.
nathan’s smart mom: the flies lay their eggs in the meat.
connor: -speechless-
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