Meat Man
a door-to-door salesman, peddling frozen steaks, seafood and chicken, from a dilapidated non-refrigerated freezer in the back of a broken down pick-up truck. the quintessential meat man is quick witted, fast talking and slicker than slippery elm and lanolin. he is revered by sh-t breathers and considered a god in trailer parks, section eight housing complexes and suburban blighted communities throughout the united states.
sh-t breather: “yo, meat man! why am dem t-bones black?
dey look like dey been de-thawed and sh-t!’
russ: “no, no, no. it’s… um… aged angus! yeah, that’s it!
aged kentucky black angus!”
a man with a big -ss d-ck
or
a man made of meat such as pork, or steak
what a meat man, he’s pork and d-ck!
the meatman…aka andy stevenson.. also known as poncho meatman
that guy is a f-cking meatman he cleans the machines of blood and guts. a very degrading and worthless job..spit on him when you see him he works at meijer
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