meat man miller
a grown man who works in the shop and save deli just to support his sorry excuse for a family. he will have a son who b-tches and complains about any ailment on the united states. his daughter will like colored folk, especially those who are unemployed since this trait runs in the family. this man will also eventually quit his job and choose to live in poverty.
customer: can i please have 2 pounds of jumbo
meat man miller: take whatever you’d like i hate my job and my family. my daughter likes colored folk and my son basically has a v-g-n-. poverty is the life for me.
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