Meat Mechanic


one who is trained and/or skilled in the art of working a man’s meat pole. often linked to the term sl-t.
person 1:mmm, that broad worked me last night.
person 2: bro.. i hear she’s a meat mechanic.
person 1: fffuuuuuuuuuu

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