Meat Saber
a powerful weapon that jedi knights wield during s-xual intercourse. it much resembles a normal p-n-s, because it starts its life as one. however, attaining master status in the jedi arts enables the use of this tool.
also (v): meat saber(ing) – the act of engaging the meat saber in s-xual intercourse/mortal combat
when i whipped out my meat saber, she came twice without actually making contact with it.
yo mama was giving me lip so i had to meat saber her into submission.
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