meat sheet
also known as face sheets in college, in which new freshmen with their high school photos and hometowns are listed. “meat” sheet instead of “meet” sheet because uppercl-ssmen use them to pick which cute freshmen to hit on at back-to-campus parties.
“that chick is hot–i saw her in the meat sheet and memorized her hobbies.”
condoms, aka: jimmy hats, johnnies, rubbers
i need to go get meat sheets so i don’t catch c-ck rot from your mother
the l-b– lips, similar to beef curtains in nature
i pounded the meat sheets last night
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