Meat Slipper
a meat slipper is what a womans v-g-n- resembles after s-x. the loose, open and somewhat worn look of a v-g-n- after s-xual intercource.
“i banged that chick so hard you could have worn her p-ssy as a meat slipper”
“look at the camel toe on that chick, someone turned that sh-t into a meat slipper!”
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