meat tarts


a name some people use for hot pockets. they’re kind of like a pop tart, but with meat in them.
i could go for a snack, these ham and cheese meat tarts sound good.
a male of questionable s-xual orientation; generally exhibiting undeniable s-xual promiscuity, laziness, underdeveloped -or absent- cognitive powers, and lacking athletic prowess. in total: a terrible specimen of the male species.
dude, do you know where inaki is?
-um, i dont know who that is.
you know…the huge meat tart.
-oh…. i think he is slezzing it behind the port-a-potty.

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