Meat Tent
the little tent made from bed sheets by the hard-on of a guy lying on his back underneath them. this is most commonly -ssociated with adolescent males experiencing erotic dreams that often result in nocturnal emissions, but any male capable of an erection can “put up a meat tent” while in bed.
the other night i had a hot dream about my wife and woke up with a giant meat tent going on. i mean, it was like the big top! you could’ve had a circus in there!
a meat tent is the kind of ruined and baggy mess left of a b-m hole when a predatory glaswegian h-m-s-xual has finished having a go at it.
example “oooooft i can hardly sit down. i got fisted in a s-x swing last night and now have a b-m like a meat tent”
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