meatclap
when a male steps out of the shower and his meat claps against his leg.
“nolan fillet told me a really stupid story about meat clapping.
i then later tried it for myself and it works!!!”
“i swear i could just stand here and clap my meat up and down all day long.”
when you clap your meat either on your hand or on someones face and it makes a noise, that noise is meatclap. not to be confused with cs (c-ckslap) which is the movement of the meat, but the noise… thats meatclap.
dude you meatclap me again in my sleep and i’ll give you pinkeye
or
yeeeeahhhh boi!!! i meatclapped you at gh3
and also
you hear that???
what?
you got meatclapped
when a guy uses his c-ck to slap against his hand and make a clapping sound
also used as a reference to beating someone at something
aww man why are you meatclapping in the middle of gcse history?
or ” dude i completely meatclapped you at guitar hero 3!”
when two fat people hug, give each other a high beefy five, or try to squeeze together in a seat they know their fat -sses cant fit in
“hey sam we won!”
“yea man i know!”
“let’s meat clap!”
(high five) gloush!
“i’m sorry there’s only one seat left”
“well i think we both can fit dont you symone?”
“well i guess allison!”
“if we meat clap we might be able to fit”
(they squeeze together in the seat) clomp,pheesh,glomp
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