meatlocks


when so much meat is consumed that the digestive process stalls
following christmas dinner i had such bad meatlock it took until nye to recover
very saggy br–sts; usually long enough to touch the middle of the abdomen. when doing push-ups, they will touch the ground, even with the arms fully extended.
justine has some pretty nasty meatlocks.
when two guys put their d-cks into a chinese finger trap.
last night, those two gay guys meat locked for a whole hour.
meatlocks are fat, girthy arms on women that look like they could choke out lou ferrigno.
greg: go ask that chick to dance.
me: which one?
greg: the one with the meatlocks.
me: no thanks, f-ggot
greg: hahaha!

i tried to go all “over the top” on that b-tch but her meatlocks put me out of business. she was one tough customer.

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