Meatment
meatment actually has nothing to do with any coital process or s-xual organs; it actually has to do with meat!
meatment: (meet-mehnt) improper noun.
1. to take someone out to a restaurant and treated to a nice meat dinner. this restaurant is usually located in the trendy district of any metropolitan area.
not to be confused with meetmint, a common after coffee mint which was branded with two m’s. seen as an affront to the m&m brand of chocolate confectionery, the startup company meetmints was quickly dissolved after three years of public inquiry and legal probing.
etymology:
traced back to the words meat and treatment, (both the non-urban definitions). indeed, meatment is not the combination of meat and treatment, though a combination of that sort would be profound!
dave: (irritated) that lady over there does not look like she is having a good time with that square boyfriend she’s with.
alex: (informing) she should get special meatment.
dave: (magnanimous) what on earth am i hearing! alex, you said you were in rehab for your abusive s-xual tendencies.
alex: (re-ssuring) no, a meatment is where you are treated to a nice meat dinner at a quaint restaurant near the trendy district somewhere downtown. jazz is often played.
dave: (incredulous) she deserves meatment!
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