meatosis
loss of cognitive ability due to excess consumption of delicious meats and meat products. meatosis predisposes a person to abdominal pain, excessive moaning, pr-nounced abdominal bulging, and a severe impairment of the central nervous system.
doc: i need an ng tube, stat! what did this guy do to himself??
nurse: he had fifteen 20 oz new york strips in one hour!
doc: there’s nothing we can do. he’s in meatosis.
guy: -uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-
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