meatstabber
1. noun referring to a fast food restaurant manager when he/she has to “stab” the meat with a digital thermometer to ensure the meat is fully cooked.
2. a digital thermometer with a needle tip, used to take the temperature of cooked meat.
3. a man who has s-x.
that meat stabber checked the meat. after work, he stabbed his girlfriend’s meat.
1.when you sneak up on a girl in the middle of the night and stab her in the back with a sausage. repeatedly.
2. a d-ck or p-n-s.
3. also can be made into a drink by placing a slim jim into a bl–dy mary. generally, it’s garnished with cheese on a plastic sword.
last night i meat stabbed this girl. she got so turned on, she gave me a rusty trombone.
excuse me, bartender, can i have a meatstabber, extra slim.
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