meatus
the d-ckhole
“stick your tongue into the tip of the meatus”
slang term for the urinary meatus (aka the hole at the tip of your d-ck)
if you have a d-ck without a meatus, you’re a f-cking freak.
1. the opposite of a pubic mound.
2. word used to describe a really pathetic person.
3. the funny little hole at the end of a guy’s dingdang.
1. “that girl is such a pubic mound.” “i know, but look at her boyfriend. he’s such a meatus…i bet he can’t ever get it up.”
2. “dude…check out my meatstick.” “i hate you! you’re such a meatus!”
3. “ewwww! what is that?!” it’s my meatus…” “why is it so big?”
the gaping jaw of a p-n-s, located on the tip; known as the meatus. it is the ogre of j-pseyes.
“hey purple, want to stick your tongue down my sticky meatus?”
“daym sure son let me see them muscles”
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