meaty fart
a fart that sounds like it would taste meaty and/or smells meaty
that meaty fart sounded so heavy and smelled like steak
when you try to fart and sh-t accidentally comes out.
i tried to sneak out an sbg, but ended up filling my pants with a meaty fart.
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