Medford
not as ghetto as sc-merville, not as chinese as malden, not yuppie like winchester…kids will probably f-ck you up; girls are nuts.
“just got jumped by those medford kids for bein a f-ckin herb”
a pet-te, balding h-m-s-xual that should never be exposed to large amounts of grain alcohol.
don’t let that medford drink any vodka, he will stab the dining table with a knife.
a sh-tty, dreary, redneck town in southern oregon, where evreyones parents are meth addicts. it is also very racist and all the inbreds drive old cr-ppy pickup trucks. a very bad place to live if you are from southern california
californian 1: dude, my parents are moving us to medford.
californian 2: oh man that sucks, theres a lot of tweakers there.
medford:
“we asked each guy to bring a six pack to the ncaa tournament championship party, but johnny only showed up with a medford.”
a small town (around 4,326 people) located in north-central wisconsin. a beautiful, scenic town, with no major highways, malls, or forms of entertainment other than a single movie theatre and bowling alley. home of the tombstone pizza and weathershield windows. a place where getting stuck behind an amish horse and buggy on your way to the local county market is a common occurrence. a city that greatly attributes to wisconsin’s t-tle of #1 binge drinking state in the country. a place where bars outnumber churches almost 2 to 1. a pleasant little city where you can go on vacation and leave on probation.
person 1: (on phone) “hey, can you come bail me out?”
person 2: “what?! what happened?”
person 1: “i went to medford.”
part of long island made up of drug dealers, murderers, gangs, hate crime victims, and medal of honor recipiants. some decent parts but has its ghetto areas such as gordon heights, the pines, and eagle estates.
medford, ny = the sh-thole of long island.
city on long island, not one of its best areas. made up mostly of tough white kids and ghetto black kids. weekend nights consist of driving the streets drunk either looking for or avoiding trouble.
medford ny: not the friendliest place in the world..
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