Medical Caffeine
the drink of choice required by many to just survive another day. it comes in many flavors, varieties, brands, and dosages, to fit the individuals’ needs.
common withdrawal symptoms may include drowsiness, headache, and weakness, which can suddenly become fits of rage, screaming, decapitation, murder, and mayhem against those who attempt to force them to communicate or interact, before they are sufficiently medicated. this is a very dangerous condition. do not attempt to approach these individuals.
child #1: “mom, can you take me down to …
mom: “rrroooaaarrr!!!”
child #2: “i should’ve warned you, she hasn’t had her medical caffeine, yet.
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