medical patient
a “recreational” stoner who was able to acquire a medical marijuana recommendation by using the excuse of having some bs medical condition. the medical marijuana industry is made up of approximately 99% of these recreational users. they have also become the main connect for those who cannot acquire a medical marijuana recommendation.
me: yo, javi. bust out the bowlios.
javi: if you are down to buy, i’m down to fly!
me: for sure. who’s got bud?
javi: i got the medical card now for a year cause i said the pain on my knee was too much, so i’m a medical patient now!
me: f-ck it, let’s go to the fire station.
javi: i’ll hit up w-lly.
me: nah, too many lungs…..
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