Medicinal Wank
masturbation as a medicinal tonic rather than for pure pleasure, with the purpose of relieving a condition such as stress or insomnia or for the promotion of general well being.
“i’ll have a quick medicinal w-nk and be off to sleep in no time”
“i was getting quite stressed, but a medicinal w-nk calmed me down”
“a w-nk a day keeps the doctor away”
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