Medieval Facial


standing up, and holding your partner vertically in a 69 so that when you -j-c-l-t- the s-m-n drains into the nasal p-ssages instead of the throat, letting it flow out of the nose to give your partner the impression of a sperm breathing dragon.
“i gave courtney a medieval facial last night.”

“how’d she take it?”

“after she was done coughing she yelled at me, so worth it.”

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