Medieval massacre


the process of filling a bathtub with diarrhea and performing a puppet show for a hooker while they play a gameboy color, slap you in the face with a wooden soup ladel, and blow bubbles in the bathtub.
phil robbed a bank and bought a ferret. then he traded it to a prost-tute so she would go to his house and perform a medieval m-ssacre. when she was done, he killed her with a broken furby.

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