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• meuches

  mutual friends on facebook. pr-nounced (mew•chiz) ken: did mr. grumblecakes ever look up that girl on facebook? mike: yeah. he checked for meuches and apparently only had one. so now the idiot is developing a new strategy.

• mevise

  sitting down, having a heart-to-heart talk with yourself, considering all the consequences and ramifications of your impending course of action. after some serious mevise i took the path of least resistance and blew it off.

• Cranberry Jones

  a quarterback that wears crimson and cream who’s home state is new mexico. if your team is playing against him, he is the best player on your team. when the huskers were playing the sooners, oklahoma’s quarterback thew 5 interceptions he was such a cranberry jones.

• Midnight Jackhammering

  similar to midnight hovering, midnight jackhammering is the act of using a vibrator in the middle of the night. not just any vibrator though. oh no, this vibrator is so powerful it could be used to remove the limescale from the walls of caves…it is usually referred to by the person in the next street […]

• swayzerized

  1. to be intoxicated to the point where neither you or your friends recognize who the h-ll you are. 2. total alcoholic annihilation. 3. wasted to the point you think you’re patrick swayze. dude 1 – man, i’m wasted! dude 2 – naw man, your swayzerized! dude 1 – yea man, i’m totally patrick swayze […]

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