Meercat
an unexpected erection.
“i was driving to the store for some eggs and all of a sudden i got a meercat!”
the name of the posture taken on by you or a friend when trying to check out a girl. you stretch your neck and keep your back straight and look each way until you see her. thus taking the posture of a meer cat
dude, meer cat that b-tch in jack in the box, shes f-ckin hot
desperate for a cr-p
the meercat is sticking his head out
origin: karl’s mum
also known as tim-own
an affinity for other persons mothers (a.k.a. opm)
enjoys recreational activities such as r-ct-m tunneling avec un thimble
and consuming preserved echinoderms (crystalised starfish)
common greeting: yo james, mudder f-kker!
team broom feat. james includes the legendary meercat known only in the tightest circles as timown
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