meerkat nap
fighting to stay awake during work or school and then nodding off, almost falling out of your chair or smacking your head on a desk and then waking up suddenly only to nod off again. the cycle usually repeats multiple times and is very funny to watch.
guy1: did you take chem notes today?
guy2: nope, i was too busy laughing at tom.
guy1: what happened?
guy2: he was taking a meerkat nap and fell out of his chair.
guy1: that’s what he gets for staying up playing call of duty.
guy2: and then he jumped up, sat down and fell back asleep.
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