Meerkat Wank
similar to a danger w-nk in that the process involves masterbating while fully aware of the very real danger of being caught out, either by a parent, family member, work colleague, etc. the difference is that with a meerkat w-nk you are standing up whilst having a danger w-nk, and so are straining your head and neck whilst listening and looking out for anyone who might catch you in the act. looking like a meerkat standing sentry on it’s rear legs as you do so.
i was that worried getting caught by my wife stroking one out the other night i ended up having a full on meerkat w-nk.
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