Meestering
when a.meesters tells a tall tale, then whilst informing others- even within earshot- adds more and more farfetched lies to the story until the point where he has lied about a lie. oh, and theres always bis-xual girlfriends involved. always.
1. g-ddam it, stop your meestering
(original story)
hey man! just came back from the dentist’s office. 2 cavities.
2 mins later…
holy cr-p, i just came back from the wildest party, i went to -insert random place here-, then i got totaly hammered and when i was walking back, i saw my ex-bis-xual girlfriend and we smoked chop then we went skiing in july and then she fell asleep and i was bored so i went to the sewers and chatted with the teenage mutant ninja turtles. splinter has a cold. then a foot solider punched me and that’s why my face is kinda numb. and i’m actually half eskimo in origin.
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