Meg

a derogatory term referencing meg griffin from family guy. to call someone “meg” is an insult.
example 1:
person you dislike: “hi!”
you: “shut up, meg.”

example 2:
friend 1: “she told me she wants me to role play and rape her”
friend 2: “that’s such a meg thing to say.”
friend 1: “i know right.”

example 3: friend jokingly slaps you and you say “meg!”.
to be completely forgotten about.
to be utterly disrespected and hated.
also, another name for alana tavares.

the awkward, strange, unattractive girl that tries a little too hard and is always ditched.

can also be a verb!

to meg: to leave behind.
hey meg, get out of here. you smell a little like cat pee.

uhm, total meg.

don’t meg me! (while running through the halls)

one time, alana tavares and her family made an excursion to st. augustine and her family left her at her grandparents house and completely forgot she was there.
meg.
one, of the female s-x, who should never speak.

~ as ill-strated on family guy ~
meg: what time is it?

person: shurrup meg.
a noun:

1] a meg is either a guy or a girl who lies about almost everything, from the littlest things to things that can effect everyday situations.

2] a lie.

a verb: to lie
1] i can’t believe it, that meg is doing it again.

2] i may have told a little meg

3] i megged to steve today.
a loser. a meg usually wears a pink hat, big round gl-sses, with like the diameter of 3 inches, a pink t-shirt, windows xp- taskbar-blue jeans, grey shoes, a short pointy nose, two eyelashes, three fingers (see alien), and a brown bob cut.

megs say emo things like “i’m going to kill myself with a bag of peanuts” or “i’m not a boy!”

they usually lay in their room all day or go to school. they are often lesbians or bis-xuals. their dads are usually fat and drunks. they like to write in journals so they can look back at how loserish they were.
examples of “meg situations”:

1. meg (to boy): please go out with me. i’m just trying to make neil jealous. i promise i’ll pay and everything.
boy: yeah…uhh…that sounds cool but i’m gonna be in the hospital that night.
(shoots himself in the stomach with a nail gun)

2. meg (about peter being r-t-rded): i can never go to school again!
stewie: oh, yes, meg, yes-yes yes, everything was going swimmingly for you until this. yes, yes, this is the thing that will ruin your reputation, not your years of grotesque appearance, or your awkward social graces, or that felix ungerish way you clear your sinuses, no no no, it’s this. do you hear yourself talk? i might kill you tonight.

3. lois: and you know what? i’m gonna take that chance my father never let me take when i was younger. i’m gonna become a model!
peter: hey, that’s fantastic, lois! and i’ll pleasure myself to your photos.
chris: me too!
meg: me too!
peter: oh! oh! g-d! meg! that’s sick! that’s your mother!
meg (shrugs): i’m just trying to fit in.
peter: get out! get out of this house!
(meg doesn’t move. peter punches wall.)
peter: i said get out of this house now!
(meg runs out and peter closes the door.)
peter: that’s a good about your modeling, lois.
boredom, epic fail, woe, anything bad.
how do you feel bro? meg, just…meg
a girl that is ugly
meg griffin from family guy

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