mega daddy
a mega daddy is a person that you can look at after 20 years and still think “d-mn. he s-xy.” but he still hot af and you want the d at 50 f-cking years old. #70yearoldpantydroppa
woman a: he my mega daddy.
woman b: say what?!
guy: i got d for dayz. therefore, i am the mega daddy.
woman: see, he knows what’s up.
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