MEGA DOUCHE


mega douche is someone who has exceeded all expectations of the common douche. one who has reached such a level of douchiness that people would rather play in traffic than deal with that person.
man, look at that crane operator he’s such a mega douche why did they send him out here, he should go under a rock and die!

it takes 5 douches to make a douche nozzel and at least 5 douche nozzels to make a meeega douche! which has more douchiness than aleast 15 annoying people.

mac: hey i got a new transformer!
sac: oh yeah which one?
mac: mega douche
glen beck.
that mega douche, glen beck, sure is full of sh-t.
n. showing high capacity of doucheness
i hate you because you’re a megadouche
a douche that is so mega he becomes td the dean.

originally conceived in a town of seaham, this mega douche has roamed around constantly c-ck blocking friends and being the general biggest douche in the world.

thus any huge douchebags replicating his name of mega douche.
oh my god dean your not even a douche in the mist anymore your a full blown mega douche

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