Mega Sperm


sperm that is the size of a large rat. during -j-c-l-t–n the mans p-n-s will explode and the sperm will pop out the wound like an alien. a man with mega sperm doesnt even need to have s-x to get a girl pregnant, when a man with mega sperm -j-c-l-t-s every woman in a 5 mile radius becomes pregnant. mostly occurs in areas like liverpool or east london, hence the large amount of chavvetes with kids.
charnice: omg, you know like, my boyfriend got me pregnant.
chantelle: omg, really? he got me pregnant too
charnice: thats cause he has mega sperm, innit?
chantelle: yeah, like brap. lets go get a kfc and live of the council benifits cause we got an infinite amount of children.

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