megahorn


a state of extreme h-rnyness, in which one may be pr-ne to excessive innuendo and lowering of standards in the opposite s-x. symptoms may include a m-ssive hard on, intense squirming and desperate flirtation.
‘look at alex, his flirting is so tragic’
‘he must have the megahorn!’

‘i watched “paul” last night’
‘wow did you watch p-rn?’
‘no, i said “paul” are you on the megahorn?’

‘oh my gosh i’ve got the megahorn, i’d even f-ck my ex!’

‘oh my gosh you have the most amazing b–bs!’
‘dude, control your megahorn!’

‘can’t come to work today…i’ve got the megahorn’

‘i’m blowing the megahorn like an empty gl-ss bottle’

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