Megalodon

a huge 18-meter shark, n-body knows if this shark is a myth, but it’s said that a huge tooth from this beast has been found in a area where a ocean used to be. (aka the ocean dried up from all those years.) the tooth goes up to a height of 7 inches. this shark was bigger than a whale shark, and would eat other sharks and giant squids.
“have you heard of the megalodon shark?”
“isn’t that a legend?”
“n-body knows, but if it’s real, it’s extinct, so it can’t hurt animals or humans!”
“but i heard it’s still alive… and there’s proof…”
“woah…”
3 more definitions
1. a prehistoric shark, that measured up to 12 metres in length.

2. an exceptionally mega impressive donn thing.
that is the most megalodon board i have ever ridden.
n. a giant sh-t. one that excedes normal size of the bowel complex.
i had 3 cups of coffee and i just dropped a vicious megalodon.
n. – a member of the “cougar” family who may have witnessed a world war or two. a woman from age 60 to late 100’s who is chasing young men (ages 18-25) in places such as clubs and bars. megalodons are usually distiguished by their slightly to majorly wrinkled skin, over-enlarged f.u.p.a., and their tendency to crochet or knit after s-x.
“dude, and i didn’t even have to worry about getting that menopausal megalodon pregnant!”
“this nursing home is like megalodon heaven.”
“did you see the new copy of playmegalodon; it’s the swimsuit issue.”