megamanbellotti
one of the earths more simple creatures, this animal enjoys asking stupid questions, and on the whole, making a complete and uter sp-ck of himself.
megamanbellotti: hi how do i spell my name
bmx3ry: go play naked on some rocks
i-pixel: lmf– :#1:
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