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• melonade

  homestar runner’s favorite tasty drink. “it all started when i decided to drink 32 gl-sses of melonade” “i have to stop drinking so much melonade, marzipan, i think i have a serious problem” 1) a tasty fruity ‘ade made from melons. 2) best when drank out of a tall gl-ss, after eating fluffy puff marshmallows. […]

• melutero

  the g-ddess of fertility, accidental pregnancies, and blood. can induce bleeding of infertiles, like g-ddess cynfertilito. don’t worry infertiles, melutero is here!, unfortunately melutero is here- and now i am pregnant

• Melvin's procedure

  an open palm slap to the face. usually used to correct hysterical or unreasonable behaviour. “crazy b-tch wouldn’t stop screaming so i had to perform a melvin’s procedure”

• speed willy

  term originated in northern england used to describe a shrunken, flacid p-n-s due to taking ecstasy or other amphetamines. usually only lasts while user is under the influence of the substance taken, and usually goes away once the p-n-s is stimulated. once she had turned me on the speed w-lly subsided and my johnson was […]

• one dollar

  generally used by the last bidder on the price is right to out bid other contestans on contestans row. contestant 1 bids, $800. constestant 2 bids $1500, contestant 3 bids $2000. then contestant 4 bids “one dollar”.

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