megarection
the maximum size your p-n-s can be at any given moment. rock hard (happens rarely)
when you are extremely h-rny and aroused
“dude last i had the biggest b-n-r, it was a megarection!”
when a person becomes aroused, and their p-n-s goes erect, and beyond hard. swollen and m-ssive, such an erection takes longer than average to go away, and can often cause uncomfortableness with the bearer. however, the megarections should be worn proudly, in all situations, despite cultural or social norms
“so, last friday i was struck by a huge b-n-r in the middle of cl-ss…we’re talking giant”
“yeah, a megarection. get those all the time”
“what? i was so embarr-ssed!”
“dude, rock that sh-t!! megarection!!!”
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