megatard

a combonation of the words “mega” and “r-t-rd”. often used as an insult whenever someone says something very obvious or very stupid.
“my friend just asked me what the difference is between third degree murder and third degree burns.”

“i don’t know why you hang out with that megatard.”
someone who has left their facebook unattended long enough for a friend to violate it. used only in the victims facebook status. the number of times ‘mega’ appears before ‘tard’ refers to how many times the victim has left their facebook unattended.
“john smith is mega tard” – the first violation

“joe bloggs is mega mega tard” – the second violation

“timmy thompson is mega mega mega tard” – the third violation
a combonation of the words “mega” and “r-t-rd”. often used as an insult whenever someone says something very obvious or very stupid.

can also refer to the combined forces or impact of two or more annoying acquaintences.
“my friend just asked me what the difference is between third degree murder and third degree burns.”

“i don’t know why you hang out with that megatard

or:

“oh no – chris and big andy are both coming to the party tonight. don’t let them in the same room, or they’ll form into megatard and we’ll never get rid of them!”
the fusion of ‘mega’ and ‘r-t-rd’.
noun used to signify someone thats really r-t-rded.
girl1: hey, did you hear about the latest swine flu outbreaks?

girl2: hahahaha omg you idiot, it’s bird flu, not swine flu!

girl1: d-mn you’re a megatard.

girl2: i thought swines were birds?
shin megami tensei-tard. used for r-t-rded fans of shin megami tensei series.
oh, you’re such a megatard