Megathandra


megathandra is the name of an extremely dangerous, wild, and possibly toxic creature. she comes out when she does not get adequate sleep and will wreak havoc on cities and schools. she has been known to kidnap children because she is lonely. her roommate found megathandra eating her mattress once, and then polishing off the bed frame for dessert. if you see megathandra prowling the streets, contact the national guard right away.
holy sh-t did you guys see that megathandra eat her lab partner today when n-body was looking because she was too hungry?

“shaky, shaky, i’ll make this bridge go boom and fall down! yay!” -megathandra

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