megawhore mother cell
a cell containing every std imaginable, including both the hiv and full blown aids.
husband: what caused my wife’s hiv diagnosis?
doctor: well…um…there was a megawh-r- mother cell in her cervix and, um, well, uh, you guys can’t have s-x anymore unless you want to get the clap.
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