melbourne grammar
typical kettle black drinkers, likes to car spot, likes a good nang and f-cking girls over that don’t like them back. they don’t dog the boys, most are dumb, rich, mummies boys and go to portsea. spot them at domain interchange after school at 3:40, or in the city with mggs girls. loves logging into peoples snapchats and uploading ball sack photos on their stories at lunch time. doesn’t mind having a good time with the involvement of illegal substances such as vaping in the homeroom, endones at lunchtime, and 8 red bulls after cl-ss (cause mothers are too hard.)
most have infinite love for these boys, am i right?
“hey, where’s that necklace on your story from? i need a necklace for mum for mother day”
“its a swarovski expodition at ngv, u can’t get it mate”
“oh lol i’m on the jr board so it will be easy”
“just go to tiffany and co”
“nah too cheap!!”
“jeez you must go to melbourne grammar”
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