Melbourne Purplefish
this rare fish can only appear if the time is right. in order to perform this great feat one must work up a bonner then drench it in ranch, next grip the p-n-s at the base, cutting off the blood-flow to the p-n-s which should turn it purple (the darker the better) then insert where desired. first founded by lonely fishermen in the indian river that is located around melbourne florida.
my dude: “dam, connor is one h-ll of a melbourne purplefish!”
my dude 2: “ya i cant believe he melbourne purplefished that chick!”
my dude 3: ” didn’t you melbourne purplefish that chick?”
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