melby
a term to describe a tremendous stud, who gets all the ladies..like gavwh-r-
nathan defiently lives up to his last name, melby
melbies are the trendy teenagers of melbourne. these guys have absolutely no taste in music for a start. they are like older and ugly versions of babies because they constantly need to be entertaiend and they always enjoy hurting others. melbies hang out in groups and will shout out “emo!” if they see someone alone. these guys are failing school because they are incredibly stupid! they purposely fail exams and homework and tell stories of having s-x at the age of 12. their favourite game would be laughing at the kid with lesser random friends in mysp-ce. they wear tracksuit pants, hoodies and country road bags.
melby: woah dude, last night i f-cked your mum!
me: thats nice melby
melby: whats a f-cken melby?! sounds like f-ckin…sh-t…
me: you obviously cant think of a word and stop swearing, people like you make australia look like a h-ll hole.
melby: thats what your mum said to me last night dawg!
me: why am i talking to you?!!!
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