Melchoor
an orange picker and seller. of mexican descent ( very mexican, in fact). has a special ed sounding laugh. calls people late at night asking for math homework, or maybe to have a casual swim with him in his garbage can. likes to kick peoples b-tts. frequently spells incorrectly.
melchoor: captain jeck swallows!! uhuhuhuh.
jack: thats not funny.
melchor: uhuh ay f-ck u dood. ill kick your -ss dood.
jack: sorry
melchor: uhuhuh i’m keeding dood. wait is not funny because i’m brown?
jack:…
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