MELISSABRECCIA
melissabreccia is a small organization for organic lampshades. it’s founded by a 4’11” filipino/austrian/spanish/italian/black writing major. she decided to create the melissabreccia organization when she encountered a lamp shade that wasn’t recycled. since millions of old ladies are throw away lampshades everyday, she created millions of recyclable lamp shades. the lamps are called melissabreccia.
“hey dude, did you hear about melissabreccia?”
“yeah, it’s such a sweet model. totally recyclable. you can have mine if i ever get bored of it.” dwarf lampshades recyclable
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