Melker
usualy a balding short guy with weird professions. he likes getting attention and he gets a kick out of gossip. he has good grades in school but sucks at gaming. he likes jokes about p–p and wieners.
that 15 year old guy over there with thin hair is probably named melker, because he’s trying to get attention by running around naked in school.
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