mello

the leather-clad, biker chocolate addict from tha anime/manga death note.
i think mello is gay.
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mello, birth name being mihael keehl, is a character in the anime and manga, death note. he’s almost always eating chocolate and wearing black leather. why he wears leather is beyond me. from personal experience, i find that it leaves me sweaty and uncomfortable while wearing leather. but whatever, i guess. i read somewhere that it’s mello’s way of soliciting for gay s-x, which i tend to believe. onto the story…

after being told by roger (a m-ssive douche) that l had been killed by kira (light bulb imagay), mello promptly threw a hissy fit. he had to force himself to calm down and stop stomping on near’s puzzle to ask who l had chosen as a successor. when he was told that l had decided to be a lazy slacker and not choose any of the wammy children to be his successor, mello went batsh-t insane and joined the mafia.

in order to gain ranks in the mafia, he had to become the mafia boss’s wh-r- and take it up the -ss quite often. mello inherited the mr. bad-ss mafia boss’s position when said mafia boss’s p-n-s disintegrated inexplicably. to save himself embarr-ssment and shame, he left his mafia-related responsibilities in mello’s incompetent hands and fled to holland.

a few important things about mello: he is always pmsing and eating m-ss amounts of chocolate. yeah, like…always. his father was w-lly wonka, which makes w-lly wonka a deadbeat dad. mello’s father failed to provide for his son. why the f-ck else would mello be in an orphanage? i’ll tell you why.

just after mello’s third birthday, w-lly wonka was taken into rehab for his chocolate addiction. just as he was on the road to recovery, he relapsed and died. unfortunately, mello inherited his father’s life-threatening addiction, which eventually proved to be the blond h-llion’s demise.

matt (mail jeevas, a.k.a., mello’s f-ck buddy) would have been devastated because of mello’s death, had he not been distracted by fallout 3, or dead himself.

mello will forever live on in the hearts of the few people who actually cared for him. not a lot of people did, to be honest. mello was pr-ne to random bouts of rage, which probably stems from his feelings of anger toward his father for allowing himself to be trapped in the clutches of addiction, and p-ssing that addiction onto his son.

even though mello was disliked by many, near even outdid him on that. everyone hates near. f-ckin’ near. -_- arrogant -sshole.
mello was one of the many victims of addiction. if you or someone you love suffers from an addiction, please seek professional help. do not allow anyone else’s life to be claimed by chocolate!
a blonde, leather clad, chocoholic anime character, who i consider glomp-worthy, even though no one else on urban dictionary does!
socratena: “i have a dream! that someday, mello will not be judged by the weirdness of his haircut, but for the content of his character!!!”
socratenas friend: “who the h-ll is mello???”
epic dude.
wears leather, eats chocolate, is trigger-happy and is pmsy most of the time. most likely gay. f-ck buddy= matt^^ (who is also epic- don’t worry.
mello pointed the gun at near and growled.
an extremely hot guy who is a character from the anime named death note. he is judged a lot by people who are not fangirls of him. he is a chocolate loving, leather wearing mafioso who is, once again, really f-cken hot, but is judged of looking like a girl, which i just don’t see
ashlyn:mello is mine
grace:no, mello is mine!
ashlyn:oh h-ll naw, mello iz mine, bish! you can have light!!
grace:o-okay…
a cool easy going person, sometimes can mean lazy but main persona easy going and free, doesn’t like rules, like a hippy, but not so much– i’m really middle cl-ssed and i love the environment. also someone who is high as f-ckkk, they be melloed-out
”yo theres pepe smokin a joint with that kid,”
”who is he?”
”i dno, but he’s pretty mello”

or

”how are you?”
”mello as f-ck maannnn”
an ra who is stalked by multiple residents to the point of obsession/legal action.
“yo dat b-tch got melloed, that dude wouldn’t quit!”