Melon Farmer
when they cuss on tv, this is the word they subst-tute for mother-f-cker, always in a totally different voice.
(high-pitched voice) shut up, you stupid (low deep voice) melon farmer!
a less offensive way to say “mother f—er”
used in the a+e channel’s edited version of repo man.
guy: “dude, you are a goof!”
other guy: “flip you, melon farmer!”
alternative to the term “motherf-cker”. known to have been used as such during samuel l. jackson movies that air on cable television. the ultimate irony is that the lipsinc is a sliver away from perfect.
“look, all brothers don’t know how to shoot a gun, you racist melonfarmer.”
-samuel l. jackson
censored version of “die hard: with a vengeance”
“motherf-cker” euphamism- derived from bad television censoring in which “motherf-cker” was subst-tuted with “melonfarmer.” needless to say, the lips didn’t quite match up and it became an hysterical in-crowd joke amongst college kids of the 90s.
a man who’s into women with large br–sts.
d-mn your gf is hot! yeah man i love her melons, that’s why i’m a melon-farmer!
a term that would sound derogatory but it really isn’t.
guy 1: yeah, frank is such a melon farmer.
guy 2(who doesn’t know what he is talking about): i know right?
somebody who’s great with a gun, especially at getting head shots.
kyle’s a melon farmer, when he leaves a room all you see is brains splattered all over the walls.
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