MeLson


extreme klutz…someone who falls down on multiple occasions, if not many times a day, usually considered weird and unnatural. a clumsy, awkward person, esp. one who is socially inept; a fool
jimmy: hey look she fell down the stairs again!!
sam: thats the 3rd time today
jimmy: she even carries around a carrot where ever she goes
sam: what a melson

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