melsy
an amazing and creative nickname for the name “melissa,” also used, in general, to describe loving, but klutzy women.
-upon meeting a girl named melissa-
“o hai melsy!”
or
-upon seeing a girl fall in gym cl-ss-
“that girl is such a melsy”
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